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niqabisinparis:

we praise men for the most trivial shit like “omg he buys you pads and chocolate!!!! hubby material!!!” 

chill

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

bi-characters:

This was just too cool to not reblog.

Also, if you haven’t already, check out the character profile for Li Shang. He’s totally bi/pan, you know.

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

" Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s "

- George Washington (via spongyspice)

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

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