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baeritt0:

I want to kiss you so fucking bad

cosimaniehaus267:

son-of-carlin:

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?
They funded engineers to death.

Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

Are we going to ignore “Banksters”?

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

relahvant:

people who use Facebook as a diary should have their Internet access revoked

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me

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