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laracroftsspouse:

I remember when I was a kid watching Digimon and saw Patamon do this

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I was like

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trait:

i literally feel like a grey cloud is surrounding me im so upset and im going back into a shell and its better that way bcos in the end im the only one who’s got my back

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

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